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Joke of the Day
"The Rolling Stones should have a reunion tour and call it Rolling Stones Gather No Mas"
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"The average human body contains enough human bones to make up an entire human skeleton."
"Hillary and Bernie walk into a bar... Hillary says that she shouldn't buy the drinks because she is Hillary. Bernie says that the drinks should be free for everyone. America dies."
"My dick is good at math. What I'm trying to say is that it's the small things that count."
"What did the Nazi Officer say when he saw the Americans approaching? Au Schwitz!"
"What's brown and sticky? Muhammed Ali opening a can of coke"
"How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories."
"Coming out with a hair product line.... For philosophers, religious and introspective types... it's called ""The Human Conditioner""."
"A Welshman is talking to his girlfriend... when she asks, ""How many sexual partners did you have before me?"" ""I don't know."" replies the Welshman. ""Everytime I try and count them I fall asleep."""
"A Muslim, a black guy, a horse, a pirate, a gay, a chicken and a rabbi all walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""