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Joke of the Day

"I demand a binary world. Everything should be black and white. Or not."

"What do you call a Mexican midget lady? Cuntswaylow"

"I walked up to a girl and said, ""If you were a drug, I would overdose!"" She said, ""Thanks."" I said, ""Then you wouldn't be able to ruin my life any more."""

"But it's not my choice I'm single by choice"

"Life without bacon is meaning less... That's why we can kill the jews."

"2 in 3 people live next to a pedophile I don't, I live next door to two smoking hot 8 year olds."

"Why was the volcano so pleasant to be around? Because he was so magmanimous."

"As a middle class first world citizen, I still feel I know just as much about working in a sweatshop in China as the children themselves. After all, I've walked a mile in their shoes."

"Yes officer, the person who robbed me was a woman 25-30, at least 5'9, a brunette and definitely single. Can you arrange a line up please"

"Olive Garden is appropriately named given that an olive garden is exactly where even Jesus was disappointed."