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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if your lawnmower stops working? Deport him back to Mexico"
Next Joke
"Just asked a girl if she was from Gotham. She said, ""No, why?"" I said b/c you look like The Penguin."
"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee."
"Red head says to blonde - ""I feel so dirty.... ....I slept with a Brazilian!"". Blonde says - ""Oh, you little slut puppy, you! Hey - I forgot....how many is a Brazilian?"""
"What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop? OH CARP!!!"
"NASA: what makes u qualified for our mission to mars? ME: i desperately want to be shot into deep space, where there are definitely no geese"
"Why are uncircumcised people loners? Because they're complete dicks."
"Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire? To be on the safe side!"
"Why are men sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without XY"
"how can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit your wife's clothes. Yes, I know this isn't OC. Nothing on reddit is."