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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Thor like the party? It was too Loki."
Next Joke
"What do you call a police officer who has just finished masturbating? Pulled pork!"
"Knock knock -Who's there? Ash -Ash who? Bless you.. P.S. kids love it"
"The Mohel Did ya know that Mohels don't get paid? They only take tips."
"5-year-old daughter: Why does Mom wear makeup? Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup."
"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad"
"The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least."
"The worst part of a Halloween party with a bunch of techies is bobbing for apps."
"What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up? Italian"
"There 2 types of people in this world, Those who can count and those who can't. I guess i can count"