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Joke of the Day
"What do santa and a Jew have in common? they both escape through the chimney."
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"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
"Despite whatever Gene Simmons says, Chuck Norris IS Doctor Love."
"Quick! Everyone on Facebook is at church! Let's go steal all their shit!"
"If I was in that Malaysian airplane my wife would find it in 10 minutes.."
"I cheated on my taxidermist girlfriend. Now I'm stuffed..."
"Don't ""pshhh"" me, you stupid bus."
"I saw this ad in a window that said: ""TV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full!"" I thought to myself, ""I can't turn that down!"""
"Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves? The lavatory, of course!"
"Have you heard the joke about the man with no tongue? No? Probably a good thing, it's pretty tasteless."