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Joke of the Day
"My Girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised and we got a cat..."
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"Why did the dolphin get a fair trial? Because Habeas Porpoise."
"As I looked into her eyes I felt my knees go weak and my stomach turned to butterflies. That's when I realized I'd drugged the wrong glass"
"Cholesteroly? RT @kfc_colonel How would you describe KFC gravy in one word?"
"The best part about having a muppet for a best friend is that when you're done singing songs, BOOM free oven mitt."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amour ! Amour who? Amour you eat the more you want !"
"*Opens Twitter*.....scrolls 4356 tweets....*checks for abs*"
"This stray cat on my balcony is looking at me like I'm invading its privacy."
"*seductively moistens your lips with the meatloaf"
"I hate those who are anti-democracy, anti-freedom or anti-semitic but if there is one anti thing that i like it is Anti-jokes"