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Joke of the Day

"I have 10 jokes, the first 9 are funny but the last one is hilarious. * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Hilarious"

"What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door? An attic door can shut up. ~~im going to hell~~"

"My super buff friend told me he never uses any fitness supplements... I didn't believe him and said ""no whey?"""

"I wish there was some sort of idiom to describe how easily I just took that lollipop from that infant."

"Serious Question: Can I get a moustache by kissing another guy with a moustache?"

"Sorry you didn't win Best Picture, ""Mad Max: Fury Road,"" but if Trump wins the election, you can re-submit for ""Best Documentary."""

"E-Cigs. The great taste of water vapor, the cool look of blowing a flashlight."

"I don't understand Facebook. If I wanted to convince complete strangers that my life was better than theirs I'd become a rapper."

"I'm gonna date the first guy to come out of this ""Free STD Screenings!"" van. #goodplan"

"Harambe walks into a bar. Bartender: What will you be having to drink? Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice? Me: Yes, justice for Harambe."