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Joke of the Day

"My super buff friend told me he never uses any fitness supplements... I didn't believe him and said ""no whey?"""

"Lol I wanted to be funny, well, then I remembered I am not even funny.."

"I still don't understand how finishing my food is going to save a starving child in Africa."

"What's the difference between driving a Volvo and putting your hand down the front of Donald Trumps trousers? You feel a bigger dick driving a Volvo"

"Geese just call them bumps."

"Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep? Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul."

"The older I get, the more I think I owe my parents an apology..."

"How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, a hipster will buy the soundtrack."

"I can't believe how stupid that bloke in the Post Office was.... He said that my Parcel was too heavy and that I needed to put more stamps on it like that's going to make it lighter."