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Joke of the Day

"My super buff friend told me he never uses any fitness supplements... I didn't believe him and said ""no whey?"""

"How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money."

"Every ""Seinfeld"" plot would have been solved by a cellphone."

"I like Donald Trump how I like Destiny Overhyped and without a campaign."

"TwoXchromosomes is so annoying. It sounds like a bunch of crying girls all joined up in one place."

"*sees couple holding hands* *violently breaks them apart* ""Go. You're free now."""

"Therapist: what's upsetting you? Wife: he's always using common phrases incorrectly Me: cry me a table, Linda"

"Hear about psych on netflix? Thats messed up"

"Why can you not hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent."

"Yur mom is so fat When she blow her nose chicken nuggets come out."