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Joke of the Day

"What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door? An attic door can shut up. ~~im going to hell~~"

"Relationships these days are like Birthdays....Once the Cake is Eaten, the Party's Over...!!!"

"Why did the hipster drown? They tried to skate on the river before it was cool."

"I once heard that ""Time flies like an arrow."" But all I knew was that fruit flies like a banana."

"My grandpa has the heart of a lion, And a lifetime ban from the zoo."

"Okay, let's hear everyone's favorite ""Yo Mama"" jokes! Yo mama so fat she needs a boomerang to put a scarf on!"

"Knock Knock. *Who's There?* A Kid! *A Kid Who?* A kid who cant reach the doorbell."

"What did Ron Burgandy say when he dropped his waffle on the beach? Go fuck yourself sandy Eggo"

"I've been told I have to tell a joke about barometers... Ooh, the pressure."

"What's the hardest thing about skydiving? The ground."