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Joke of the Day

"What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door? An attic door can shut up. ~~im going to hell~~"

"Nothing makes me more proud of my son's sense of humor, than when he asks me for help with his algebra homework."

"The Dark Knight Rises.....a porn title that requires no alterations."

"Steven Hawking nearly died last year. Luckily they sorted him out, they just switched him off and back on again."

"What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he hits puberty."

"Comas make a big difference in a sentence. For example: Ben is in a hurry Ben is in a coma"

"there should be some kind of National Dog and before any politician gets sworn into office we have to see how the dog reacts to them"

"Why is the O in Opossum silent? Because it's playing dead."

"Why did Steve fall off the swing? Because he was a potato!"

"What did the pony say after he coughed? ""Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."""