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Joke of the Day

"Serious Question: Can I get a moustache by kissing another guy with a moustache?"

"Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract."

"Joke look into the mirror"

"In the jungle, the mighty jungle. Cecil sleeps forever."

"Looking at our latest Comcast bill and I can only pray that our daughter has zero aspirations for college"

"I got accused yesterday of ""plagiarism!!!"" Their words, not mine."

"My friend asked what the difference between sin 135 and cos 135 I told him, ""just change the sine."""

"Happy new year everyone! Sorry, I'm a premature congratulator."

"It amazes me at how dirty minded most of you single women are. What amazes me more is how you clean that mind after you get wifed."

"Parenting tip: Unplug the microwave before dropping acid because you'll inevitably put the baby in there for safe keeping."