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Joke of the Day
"How does Darth Vader like his milk? *Luke* warm"
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"Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race? He couldn't get a head."
"Just did my holiday shopping. I've got so many shorts now; I'm swimming in them!"
"How to get personal space If there's a lot of people, just yell ""Allahu Akbar"" for a rapid evacuation."
"Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks"
"You look like my Asian friend from school. Yeah his name was Ug-lee!"
"Did you hear about that new black hole? It's near Uranus.."
"Everyone's like ""I love Obama"" or ""I love Romney"" and I'm just over here like ""I love whiskey and beer"""
"What country has the highest concentration of pool players? Irack."
"I'm sorry, I don't find you arousing. No hard feelings."