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Joke of the Day
"I asked my dog to marry me and he said no. I am stuck in man's best friendzone."
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"How do you tell a deaf person to shut up? ""Here, hold this."""
"What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it."
"What kind of pants do Bostonians wear? Car Keys"
"the flight attendant came down the aisle holding out a bag of trash to me and i was like ""sure what the hell"" and grabbed a couple pieces"
"What do waiters and prostitutes have in common? Just the tip."
"How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !"
"*Getting murdered* omg I have the exact same knives"
"I'm so horny I could eat out a horse."
"What do you call a wolf that's aware of its surroundings? Awarewolf"