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Joke of the Day
"Recently girls have been mistaking me as British, It's because, honey, when I nut, ""Cheerio!"""
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"Being drunk was nice because it gave me an excuse for why I'm such an asshole."
"Wizard: Give me a burger Waiter: what's the magic word? Wizard: Abracadabra Waiter: *now a hamster* I meant please, but ok"
"They say great things come in small packages But I assure you my thing is still pretty good."
"How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring? They conducted an in-turtle investigation."
"Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween? Because his skeleton was in the closet"
"Q: Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store."
"The ""bishop"" came to our church today... He was a fucking impostor. Never once moved diagonally."
"They say Gay marriage will ruin the fabric of society... ...which is ridiculous, a gay man would never ruin fabric."
"What's white, red, black, blue, and doesn't like sex??? The 9 yr old in my trunk!!!"