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Joke of the Day

"My Dad never loved me as a child I should have worn more provocative clothing."

"Ebola Fun Fact Before the internet was invented Ebola was just known as Bola wakka wakka"

"Was watching family feud, I don't think The announcer was N'SYNC"

"Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street? They were arch enemies."

"Never trust a woman who takes pictures from the neck up."

"Long John Silver's is the perfect representation of corporate greed. Nearly everything that company does is selfish."

"My printer just woke from sleep mode with a huge toner."

"A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says ""My God Pete !!! I more-or-less 'have to' but YOU ???"""

"Before I eat chips, I have to look in the bag for a perfect one"

"NSFW Your dick's like Mt. Everest... It's hard to get up"