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Joke of the Day
"Never trust a woman who takes pictures from the neck up."
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"I wouldn't be mad. And the Lord said unto John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"". But John came fifth and won a toaster."
"What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? Have a short table!"
"My horoscope says I will meet the man of my dreams today. Not sure how my husband will take the news but I'm pretty damn excited"
"Which is the most powerful colour? Super Cyan"
"Hitler wasn't all that bad, He killed Hitler."
"I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, ""Got any shoes you're not using?"""
"Why can't a blonde count to 70. Because 69 is a mouthful."
"How do women range penises? Disclamer: I've known this for quite some time, so maybe a repost. 1. Small 2. Medium 3. Large 4. Oh my god! 5. Is there in white?"
"England lost to Iceland in the Euro Cup and got knocked out I guess you could say its the worst thing to happen to them in the past 4 days"