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Joke of the Day
"Never trust a woman who takes pictures from the neck up."
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"What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the minds!"
"Why does vegan cheese taste bad? It hasn't been tested on mice."
"[home depot] ME: I think I like this huge decorative rock HER: Boulder ME: Ok [with confidence] I REALLY LOVE THIS HUGE DECORATIVE ROCK"
"What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter"
"How can you get rich by eating? Eat fortune cookies."
"The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: An empty greyhound."
"Some guy was reported to have gone crazy in a public bathroom. I guess you could say he lost his shit."
"Congratulation on the new baby, from your family... except from me because I don't really care."
"I love you my friends and that's not just the beer talking. It's from the bottom of my bottle of wine too."