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Joke of the Day

"I was walking down the street earlier and saw two kids fighting As an adult I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance."

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"Why do sailors use liquid soap? It takes longer to pick up when they drop it."
"What is the definition of a Freudian slip? when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet."
"My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs."
"I'm writing a book about common Mexican names... I'm gonna call it ""50 Shades of Jose"""
"I've been suffering from amnesia. Or was it dyslexia? All I know is that I can't remember it and I sure as hell can't spell it."
"'Behooves' seems like a word only a fancy talking horse would use. -me, at 3:42am"
"Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike? Because either way someone is losing a trailer."
"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today."