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Joke of the Day

"You know you've truly grown up when you realize your parents knew exactly what they were talking about"

"What did Paul McCartney say to John Lennon while going through a swinger phase Got to get you into my wife"

"What did the balding thief say in the wig store? Toupee or not toupee"

"No YOU tried to pet the albino skunk that wandered up from the woods. Related: Never go outside w/out contacts and YES I need a shower."

"My life is a lot like that driver who signals right, but turns left."

"Why are all these prostitutes advertising? And what the hell is an egg cunt anyway? [OC]"

"Hey, incessant seatbelt indicator beeping, I'll outlast you; just like your friend the gas light. You're not the boss of me."

"Whats The hardest thing about rollerblading Telling your Dad you're Gay"

"What's a grammar teacher's favorite dessert? SYNONYM ROLLS!"

"Can't decide whether to go to bed or to finish this Rubik's cube I started in 1988."