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Joke of the Day
"I painted my computer black so it would run faster. But it was shot before it could start running."
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"My dog recently stole my loafers. Now they're his new favorite pair of **chews.**"
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"French and Wars Why did the French have so many civil wars? So they could win one."
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"An old lady at the ATM asked me to help check her balance So I pushed her over."
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"Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention? Because he was spaced out."
"Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year."
"What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane? The Pilot, you racist."