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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane? The Pilot, you racist."
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"what did the prostitutes knee say to the other one? nothing, they have never met!"
"Billy asked our Astronomy teacher a simple question today... ""Mrs. North? How big is Uranus?"" Billy was sent to the office..."
"What's blue, white and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A fridge in a denim jacket."
"Look, don't ask me about the blind masturbation competition. I don't know where I came."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic who walked into a bra"
"Motorcycles, more like donor cycles."
"Imagine meeting the person of your dreams and then finding out they use cutlery to eat a burger."
"How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching? Terra-fied."
"What did one strawberry say to the other? If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam."