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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the horse than lives next door? A neighbour!"

"Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school? They never got a reaction out of him."

"On the one hand, I want to exercise and take care of myself. On the other hand, it's just more years of living on a planet full of morons."

"I bought an official Craig David fridge recently, and it's useless! It only chills on Sundays!"

"What's a orphans first words? I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy."

"Having problems with my low-libido S.O., but last night she finally took one for the team! But when she got home she was completely exhausted and still didn't want to have sex with me."

"What's a rancher's favorite sex position? Doggy style. You can't really do much else to a horse."

"Why are there no asian knights? Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it."

"Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face? Because it was the punch line."

"Rick Astley is willing to let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, with one exception. He's never gonna give you Up."