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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a circle of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)"

"People drinking wine in nice restaurants at 2:30 pm - Who are you and how do you get the time and money? Teach me."

"I like running up to kids, punching a puppy in the face and screaming ""WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?"" And that's my long-term solution to religion."

"What do you call a gay Dinosaur? Megasaurass"

"Success, like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own."

"As I get older, more and more of my Christmas wish list is just stuff I need from the grocery store."

"wwe joke about royal rumble breaking new kofi kingston win the royal rumble and win the new wwe word heavyweight championship"

"I think the worst part about making your own porn movie is . . . . . .when the couple hear you in the cupboard"

"Trying not to take my dog's sighing personally."

"The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!"