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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay Dinosaur? Megasaurass"
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"Her: Hey, what does this dress say to you? *Whirls Around* Me: I'm not in the mood to listen to your clothes right now, I'm drinking!!"
"Me: Sorry I got drunk and ate all the bacon. Wife: You ate Beggin' Strips. *me to the dog* Sorry I got drunk and ate all of your bacon."
"- Dad, are mermaids fish or women? -It depends on if you are horny or hungry."
"When someone says ""everything happens for a reason"" I'd like to smack them and say ""yeah, I guess you're right"""
"A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much it is for a beer. The bartender says ; ""For you.. No charge!"""
"What song would Kendrick Lamar sing if he was Native American? ""Bitch don't kill my tribe."""
"You know instead of saying half a dozen you could just say 6, right?"
"Will only make sense to geezers... Q: What do Hot Lips Hoolihan and Richard Pryor have in common? A: They both have had major burns on their face."
"Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The flight attendant looks at them and says, ""I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."""