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Joke of the Day

"I think the worst part about making your own porn movie is . . . . . .when the couple hear you in the cupboard"

"The wife shares my sense of humour. She hasn't fcuking got one of her own."

"my gf is like x of sin(2x)=0 she's irrational when she's on her period"

"I don't call photos of myself ""selfies"". I call photos that include anyone else ""otheries""."

"You really shouldn't mess with rickshaw drivers They run the streets."

"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last long if you're fat."

"A cheetah and a lion are racing in Africa After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complains: ""Man, you're a cheetah"" and the cheetah says: ""Naw man you're a lion""."

"How do you pay for a circumcision? With a tip!"

"Two muffins are sitting in an oven... The first muffin looks over and goes ""man, it's really hot in here."" The second muffin replies ""HOLY SHIT! A TALKING MUFFIN!"""

"What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service? Netfocks"