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Joke of the Day

"I think the worst part about making your own porn movie is . . . . . .when the couple hear you in the cupboard"

"Motion to rename biological clock ""restless egg syndrome."""

"Geography joke from my son Him: What's the capitol of Switzerland? Me: Ummm, Geneva? Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!"

"Why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?"

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand the binary numeral system and those who don't"

"Does anyone have the number of a painter/decorator? I really need to get all my windows jammed so they never open again."

"What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid? One's a tragic Mick..."

"What do you call a large bread disco? [deleted]"

"What is Batman's least favorite Sex Act? The Pearl Necklace."

"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave won't Brownen your meat"