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Joke of the Day

"How do you clear out a synagogue call the irs"

"A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said ""Uno, dos"" *POOF* He disappeared without a tres. **edit Front page??? Thats Punbelieveable!"

"Couples who have been married for a long time start finishing off each other's sentences. The most popular being ""Shut up""."

"Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor."

"A man goes to a psychiatrist... ...and he's holding a duck by the belly. The psychiatrist asks, ""Can I help you?"" The guy responds, ""Idunno. I've just been feeling down."""

"Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns? They always take things literally."

"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four they'd be called chicken sedans!"

"evanescence - noun: the process of vanishing or fading out of sight, memory, or existence. So that's what happened. Great band name, guys."

"What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !"

"The legal age of drinking in Alabama has been changed to 31... Representatives hope that it will keep underage drinking out of high schools"