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Joke of the Day

"My favourite joke - Two blondes are standing either side of a river, one asks the other ""how do you get to the other side?"" The other replies ""You are on the other side...?"""

"Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms? GerMany"

"Excuse me, but I feel like your eyebrows owe me an apology."

"What's got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog"

"What's green, has a cape, and flies? Super Pickle!"

"Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse? Neither did she."

"A fox walks into a diner and orders a six layered sandwich."

"How many Obama-voters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Obama voters are obviously too lazy to work at anything, so they just HOPE for the lightbulb to CHANGE."

"What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars? Astronomical"

"good parents A mother said to her son, ""Look at that kid over there; he's not misbehaving."" The son replied, ""Maybe he has good parents then!"""