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Joke of the Day

"Two nuns are riding bicycles down a bumpy road... One turns to the other and say ""I never came this way before""."

"What did the boy with no hands get for christmas? Gloves! Just kidding, I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar.... And a table.....then some chairs..."

"If there's one thing Trump should have learned from history... It's that the theater has NEVER been a safe space for presidents."

"You could've told me that wasn't your real name before I got the tattoo."

"Spain are blaming their loss this evening on the weather. Apparently it was 2 Chile."

"What does the chemistry teacher like to do with his dead bodies after he kills 'em? Barium."

"best funny prank pakistan you cannot stop your laughing nice one"

"Pinocchio had 2 pets. He had a cat named mittens and a dog named champ. He also had a wood pecker."

"If I were a girl who knew a lot about cars, I'd open up a body shop called Lady Parts."