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Joke of the Day

"If there's one thing Trump should have learned from history... It's that the theater has NEVER been a safe space for presidents."

"YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet"

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves free"

"Did you hear about the guy that was born without ears? Neither did he."

"Baby are you an angler fish? Because I'm super into you."

"Why can you never catch an economist masturbating? They use an invisible hand."

"Who do you call when your x wing is stolen The poelice"

"Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he's conceited? Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow."

"What's worse than the holocaust? 6 millions jews"

"What did one Spanish speaking white supremacist say to the other Spanish speaking white supremacist after eating a piece of delicious cake? Que queque!"