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Joke of the Day
"Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren't listening the first time !"
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"I now have more electronic screens in my life than friends."
"Why are black people afraid of motorcycles? They'd get caught in the chain."
"baby moses: [crying] mum: ""why wont he stop"" dad: ""throw him in the river lol"" mum: ""okay"" this is from a book called the bible"
"How do you make your GF cry during sex? Phone her... ;)"
"Growing up my girlfriend was called the human calculator... but that's just because 14 year old boys would have her do handstands so they could see her boobies."
"What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly a dick in your ass"
"Here is one of my favorite Iranian jokes translated to english, for all of you to enjoy Go Fuck Yourself"
"What's the Difference Between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians."
"I can tell everything I need to know about your business by the thickness of your bathroom toilet paper."