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Joke of the Day

"Doctors just told me I have ""stripper lung"" from inhaling too much brass polish & if I go back to ""JIGGLERS"" again I'll die."

"Guy Fieri's parents were two lyrics websites"

"My Halloween costume this year: I'm gonna get drunk and make a space suit out of Bud Light boxes. When people ask who I'm supposed to be, I'll respond, ""I'm Buzzed Lightbeer!"""

"My girlfriend might not appriciate this. Me: I've got something to tell you. Gf: Don't say that makes me anxious. Me: I've got a date. Gf: ??? Me: http://imgur.com/GeYB7xY Still to hear back from her."

"Whats white and likes to shoot? Kevin Nash"

"I wonder during the election for Pope, did the other cardinals point to the losers and say excitedly ""you are NOT the father"""

"Have you got a Masturbation addiction? Message me, and we can beat it together"

"Did you guys hear about the serial killer who's using smaller and smaller socks to strangle each new victim? Be careful, they say he's still at large."

"What do you call a chubby girl that's high? A baked potato."

"*shots fired in the club over the last slice of pizza*"