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Joke of the Day
"what did 1 floating british boat say to the other i believe its about high tide for some tea"
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"I went to M.C. Hammer's house once. It was annoying. He won't let you touch anything."
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"two cows in a barn One turns to the other and says, ""Man this mad cow disease really has me on edge."" then other cow says ""*Pshh* I don't care, I'm a helicopter!"""
"Some Penguins Went to a Bar Waddle they do next?"
"Life is like a bunch of chocolates It doesn't last long when you're fat."
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"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool."
"Today is National Pasta Day I have a friend that would have loved today, but sadly she's pastaway"
"I'm like an onion When I cut myself i cry"