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Joke of the Day
"What does a horny assassin do? Netflix and Kill."
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"The ""Personal life"" section of my Wikipedia article is actually pretty accurate. It's non-existent."
"What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer."
"Does Axe make a spray that smells like one of those soft pretzel stores at the mall? I'd use that daily."
"Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman."
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank the coffee before it was cool."
"What is the difference between a dead baby and an orange? [NSFW] I don't fuck an orange after i peel its skin off"
"What do a tomato and a gay quadriplegic have in common? They are both fruits that are kind of like vegetables."
"Q: What happens when a professor teaches for a decade? A: He gets Tenyear."
"Why does Teller piss everyone off when he leaves a party? Goes without saying"