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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? ""Aye matey!"""
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"You know what they say about men with big feet... They have massive socks."
"Chameleon wife: ""Does my bum look big in this dress?"" Chameleon husband: ""What dress? Where are you?"""
"That crazy moment when you smell roast pork, but realize your heated car seat is set too high."
"What did one gay man say to the other gay man in the gay bar? Stand up and I'll push your stool in. Yeah it's gross."
"I've got my ion you, baby!"
"Nothing is worse than having jock itch. ESPECIALLY within 100 ft of a school or playground."
"My grandma told my 25 year old cousin that she has finally gotten used to his beard... He agreed. ""Yeah, it has really grown on me."""
"I'm gonna rock and roll til 9pm and only party on weekends"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender"