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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender"
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"Someone asked me, ""How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?"" I responded with, ""How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you?"""
"What mental illness does Hank Hill have? Propanic Depression"
"Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms."
"The girl that just walked by gave my dog a double take like she thought she might've gone to high school with him."
"Daylight Saving Time switches on November 6. That's right, this presidential campaign is an hour longer than you thought."
"If you love someone, let them know often. Because you might not be able to say it again. Also, same thing works for people you f*cking hate"
"Two cannibals are eating a comedian ""Does this guy taste a little funny to you?"""
"If you type in ""google"" in google search, it shows you pictures of your grandkids"
"Have you heard the joke about the kid who was deaf? neither has he"