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Joke of the Day

"What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison? Ancestry.com"

"If I applied for a job at the Vatican & they asked for my references I'd say, ""Contact Him"" while pointing up. HOW COULD I NOT GET THE JOB."

"How do you teach your dog to roll over ? Put him on fire."

"Thanks for always acting surprised by breakfast in bed like you slept right through the great pots and pans avalanche of 6:45 AM."

"A) I don't care who is stalking my twitter B) I don't care who is saying terrible things about me C) I don't care - OH! Free iPad??? *click*"

"Why do technicolor pigs have great breath? Because the have a lot of pigments."

"A guy was confused about why the doctors had amputated his arms and legs. In fact he was stumped."

"Anyone wanna have a pun war? Just for phun.?"

"What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator? A elevator can raise a kid"

"Thanks for the holiday photo! I can't believe your little girls are already unhappy, overweight teenagers!"