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Joke of the Day

"What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison? Ancestry.com"

"I'm starting to think my wife is only having sex with me to improve her FitBit stats."

"I want to invent a nap time machine, which is a time machine that takes you to times you could've napped and didn't."

"Cheer up grumpy asthmatics by replacing the gas in their inhalers with helium."

"There was a man who entered a local newspaper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns--maybe one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"What do you call a Chameleon that can't change colors? Reptile dysfunction."

"What does ISIS and Little Miss Muffet have in common? They both have Kurds in their way."

"McDonald's is coming out with a Michael Jackson burger... ...it's a 40 year-old piece of meat sandwiched in between two eight year-old buns."

"A boy goes into a stripclub... When he comes home, his mom asks him: ""Son, did you see anything you aren't supposed to see there?"" The son replies, ""Ya, I saw dad."""

"There was an accident involving 2 cars in mexico 17 people were injured."