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Joke of the Day
"What is dill bread made from? Dill dough."
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"I don't understand why everyone is getting so worked up about there being more than 2 genders... There's always been 3 anyways: male, female and wheelchair."
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"Figured out how to make my dick 1mm Fold it in half"
"Come here you greedy wretch. I'll teach you to eat all your sister's birthday chocs. It's all right Dad I know how !"
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"Typos... that's just how I role."
"Before you send that mass ""Merry Christmas!"" text don't."
"How does the Consigliere get into the Godfather's house late at night? with his own set of donkeys!"