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Joke of the Day
"What is dill bread made from? Dill dough."
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"I named my dick ""the fear of god"" now when my parents ask what im doing with my girlfriend i tell them im putting the fear of god in her"
"""who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning newspaper??"""
"A Jew Gesundheit"
"1969: America winning space race with the Russians 2014: America keeping up with the Kardashians."
"Crossword clue: F**k, used by Gordon Ramsay a lot more than the average person Fork"
"I just ran for the train so I think I'm good on running for a couple years."
"*hears your text message notification beep* *constantly imitates it so you check your phone for no reason*"
"Some say cheetahs are the fastest animal at 60 mph. Not true. Dogs have been clocked at 18,000 mph when the Soviets launched one into space."
"Autocorrect changed 'get a life' to 'get a wife' and now my daughter is a lesbian."