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Joke of the Day
"Why did the baker have smelly hands? Because he kneaded a poo."
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"Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk? Because they don't want the siren to die."
"Why are children never the main characters in horror movies? Instead of gawking at the killer waiting to see what will they do with the bloody axe, kids will do the smart thing: Run."
"What food describes most men? Jerky."
"The rulers of the US, Russia, and China walk into a random bar in Latin America What do the locals call them? El negro, el gringo y el chino."
"How does software eat it's food? By taking large bytes!"
"My girlfriend found a spot between her boobs this morning, the doctor eased her worries telling her it was just her belly button."
"Old mathematicians never die, They just lose some of their functions."
"How do you know if someone's from Texas? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"2 blondes are taking a walk in a park... One of them says: ""Ouuh... look, a dead bird"" And the other looks up and asks: ""Where?"""