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Joke of the Day

"Facebook is cheaper than therapy, twice as effective & you can do it naked."

"You know why half a joke isn't funny?"

"What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile? The spelling and pronunciation."

"One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is."

"Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry? They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like."

"I brought a pet iguana home from the pet store... I think there's something wrong with him because he's very lethargic and I can't get him up. It must be a reptile dysfunction."

"Have you ever seen Ted Cruz and the Zodiac Killer in the same room? Me neither."

"How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch? pay him for the pizza."

"SARCASM: Giving me the exclusive power to humiliate idiots without them knowing it."

"What is the objective of jewish football? To get the quarter back."