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Joke of the Day

"That awkward moment when twins realize that one of them was not planned"

"Why couldn't Jango wear Boba's helmet? It didn't Fett."

"I'm my own boyfriend when it comes to farts"

"The Mets got Royally screwed...."

"What idiot called her a Hot Indian Girl and not a Bomb Bae"

"It's like grandma always said... In a car with a sunroof, you have more room for your legs"

"I slept so good last night.. It was like I was on a date with Bill Cosby."

"There's been and explosion is a French cheese factory... All that's left is de brie!"

"A father and son go fishing... Son: Dad, what do we do first? Father: We get this clickbait here and we throw it into the ocean. Son: Then what happens? Father: What happens next will shock you."

"What's the same about George Washington, and a tranny? They both chopped down their own cherry trees."