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Joke of the Day

"What to you call a russian with 3 Bollocks? Hudyaget Dat-Bollocov"

"I'd make a political joke but it would just end up being elected president Ba Dum Tss"

"What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question? A curry-ous guy"

"I asked an atheist ""How do you view homosexuality?"" He replied ""Mostly on pornhub"""

"A guy walks into a bar... He said ""ouch."""

"Did a somersault for the first time in years. I know that's not a good tweet but I'm getting bored lying here waiting for the paramedics."

"How do you know if a hippie was at your house? He's still there."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aries ! Aries who ? Aries a reason why I talk this way !"

"Knock knock? Who's there? ...It's Johnny, grandma... A single tear rolled down the boys face. Alzheimers was taking its hold on her."

"I recently watched the news medias report on the presidential coverage. That's the joke."