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Joke of the Day
"I have a good joke about a nice balloon. Oh wait. It just got away from me."
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"A toilet seat left up in the ladies room can only mean one thing. Lady cocks."
"A time traveler walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"A farmer walks onto a field, shovel in hand and starts digging long canals. The field groans and says to the farmer.. You're really irrigating me"
"What do you call a stubborn Egyptian? In denile"
"So there're these two fish in a tank... and the one fish turns to the other and says, ""Hey man, do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool? You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up"
"Did Pinocchio catch fire when he masturbated?"
"""Sorry I'm late"" Why are there scratches all over your face? ""Jujitsu training"" You can scratch in jujitsu? ""It's my cat's best move"""
"I don't think I could ever fall in love with a midget... I don't think I could ever fall in love with a midget. But I guess it's better to fall in love with a small person, than not a tall."