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Joke of the Day
"A toilet seat left up in the ladies room can only mean one thing. Lady cocks."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about a reddit user creating a new website? He wanted the name to remind him of the time when 4chan users went to 8chan. So in light of the circumstances he named it regreddit.com"
"Tried my hand at this whole 'cougar' business but I just don't like the taste of hikers. It's possible I read the wrong Wikipedia page."
"Part time lover Is any benefit of part time lover. Scheduled time for any"
"[gathers around casket and see's it's full of gatorade] uh oh, then that means [grandma's body is being dumped over the winning coach]"
"Baby, you're a firework: You hold my interest for about 15 minutes and scare the shit out of my dog."
"Why do engineers work out a lot? They're obsessed with rigid bodies!"
"Why would Louis and Clark adore living in todays age? Because the difficulty in finding the North-West passage significantly declined once we discovered it was Kim Kardashian's vagina."
"turn-ons: eye contact people who pay attention to me people who know how to push my buttons oh god im a television how did this h"
"What's white, red, black, blue, and doesn't like sex??? The 9 yr old in my trunk!!!"