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Joke of the Day

"Bartender: What will you have? Me: Whiskey BT: Straight? Me: Except for that one time in college. BT: Me: BT: Me: How 'bout them Red Sox?"

"I come from a long line of people with convenient principles *helps an old lady cross the street because a girl is watching*"

"How do you make a ghoul float? 1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul."

"What are the Russians eating for thanksgiving? Beef with turkey"

"How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) ."

"Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side? ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/"

"[Taylor Swift on toilet, going #2. Kanye jumps out of her shower] ""Yo, Taylor- I'm really happy for you & I'm-a let you finish, but..."""

"Welcome to college! Here's a list of our majors. Here's a list of majors that lead to unemployment. As you can see, both lists are the same."

"Why do they call it a pap smear? How many chicks do you know that would turn up for a cunt scrape?"

"I feel like rock jokes are taken for granite not very many pebble appreciate them."