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Joke of the Day

"What do they call divorce in India? Re-arranged marriage"

"Selling Darwinian birds: 5 for $5 Buck finches; get money."

"""I'm THIRSTY!"" ""Can I have a drink?"" ""DAAAAAAAAD!"" ""I WANT WAAAAAAAAAAAAATER!"" See? My son can turn water into whine, too. Your move, God."

"Just bought gas for $1.32/gallon. Don't own a car but couldn't pass up the bargain."

"My New Years resolution was to not have any sex. Apparently"

"Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!"

"Rihanna the masochist paparazzi: why did you stay with chris brown? rihanna: beats me"

"did you know jesus was irish? true story, he never held a job, had twelve drinking buddies, and his mum thought he was god....."

"What were the Zodiac Killer's Plans for Vacation? To take a Cruz."

"Men are a lot like shopping carts, when you finally find one without a screwed up wheel, it already has a Women pushing it around."