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Joke of the Day

"Man asks blonde for coffee without cream. Blonde replies: ""We're out of cream. Would you prefer coffee without milk instead?"""

"Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster than it does today? We would get paid every day, and all women would bleed to death."

"How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done while the other screws it into a water faucet."

"What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention."

"If you really want to fuck a vampire.. then i'd say you're down for the count"

"Like my Uncle used to say, the best part of Twenty one year olds... ...is there's twenty of them."

"Women call it a secret sixth sense, men call it paranoia."

"Hat did one prick say to the other prick? Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts!"

"Women say magazines portray an unrealistic image of beauty therefore making them feel inadequate. Then they buy 12 inch dildos."

"I would make a Sodium and Hydrogen joke but... The fine bros own the rights to it :("