98475
Joke of the Day
"A horse hiking in deep space. Star Trek: Deep Space Neigh."
Next Joke
"How does the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty. (This was told to me by an old man I cut off with my grocery cart at the grocery store)."
"Person one: Do you know that joke about the no and the me neither? Person 2: No? Person 1: Me Neither. Person 1: You didnt get it? Person 2: No Person 1: Me neither"
"Unshakable Fact # 1 A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing them."
"Hit my neighbor's cat last night Quick little bastard, I had to cross two lanes to get him"
"What do you call an aircraft piloted by an all female flight crew An unmanned aircraft. Stolen from [here](https://np.reddit.com/r/flying/comments/2mntbj/my_wifes_first_flight_as_captain/cm6ahb4)"
"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's most likely shit."
"You can't run through a campground You can only ran, because its past tents"
"How do you cure a Jewish kid of ADD By sending him to a concentration camp"
"Here's my Bruce Jenner joke I made a joke"