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Joke of the Day

"Unshakable Fact # 1 A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing them."

"I was dating a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes I've just found out she's popped her clogs..."

"The Dutch have invented a continuously-airborne plane. It never lands."

"What's the difference between O and Q? One had to P."

"Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton? It always spoils the GoT."

"What's the fastest to have George Zimmerman pull a gun on you?"

"What does an Arab do after riding his camel? He has a cigarette!"

"I saw Matt Damon eating toast in his hometown... ...could it be Bourne and Bread?"

"COACH: You miss 100% of the shots you take. ME: You mean, don't take? COACH: No. You are, by far, the worst athlete I have ever seen."

"Let's talk about sausage.... Isn't it the wurst?"