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Joke of the Day

"Algorithm Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did."

"[KK] Broken pencil Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? ... nevermind, there's no point"

"BDSM while being dressed as a Knight is my absolute weakness. You can say that it is a Kink in my Armour."

"What type of cow produces both milk and potatos? Your Mother."

"Penguin Joke Two penguins are sitting on an ice float. One says,""It looks like you're wearing a tuxedo."" The other replies, ""What makes you think I'm not?"""

"Did you hear about the man who had his whole left side bitten off by a shark? He's all right now."

"Last week I tried talking to a politician about rape laws... She couldn't see where I was coming from."

"Easiest and quickest way to get me to shut up, open my mouth and get on my knees is to simply make it rain Skittles."

"Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster? So we can think about a solution in silence."

"That would be weird if a pirate got a mastectomy... wooden tit."