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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who had his whole left side bitten off by a shark? He's all right now."
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"Praying Mantis wife: Are u cheating on me? Praying Mantis husband [his missing head replaced by a marble]: What on earth gave u that idea?"
"An orchestra concert is no place for a child. Sometimes there's intense violins"
"Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had a boner"
"Did you gu[FLASH AD]ys read that ar[ROLLOVER FLASH AD]ticle on Wi[FLASHING FLASH AD]red on how the iPad really need[MOVING FLASH AD]s Flash?"
"On your first day in the hospital kick the ass of the sickest motherfucker in there"
"I keep trying to make funny eye puns... But my friends say they keep getting cornea and cornea."
"When did razors get so expensive? Three more payments and I'll be able to shave"
"My trip to the psychiatrist. Me: I have a crippling fear of backstories. Psychiatrist: So when did this begin? Me: AHHHHH!!!!!!"
"Hear about the first Polish Olympic gold medalist? He was so proud, he had his medal bronzed."