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Joke of the Day

"BDSM while being dressed as a Knight is my absolute weakness. You can say that it is a Kink in my Armour."

"10 ways to stop Procrastinating 1."

"Pick a card, any card. No, not that one. Not that one, either."

"Apparently being a mother is the hardest job in the world. They're probably right. I can definitely see brain surgeons struggling to put Frozen into a DVD player."

"Why did the clock get banned from the library? It tocked too much"

"What is a brain dead couples' favorite pizza? Veggie lovers"

"""Let's sleep in when we can't sleep in, and not sleep in when we can sleep in"" - children"

"Whats the odd one out ? The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination."

"Want to watch a nerd have a melt down? Tell him that you just bought an Android Ipad."

"I asked a hooker to talk dirty to me in Latin. She declined."