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Joke of the Day

"BDSM while being dressed as a Knight is my absolute weakness. You can say that it is a Kink in my Armour."

"Did you hear Han Solo will be running next years London Marathon? He says he reckons he'll be able to finish in less than 26 miles"

"I just got a PhD My penis enlargement operation went well. Now I am proud to have a Pretty huge Dick."

"Has anyone tried watering old people? Maybe they just need to be watered."

"What do you call a james bond film about a calculator? Casio royale"

"There are only two types of people in this world... People who pee in the shower, and motherfucking liars."

"How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway? take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way..."

"People who are ""just saying"" should try ""just shutting the fuck up."""

"What did the perverted frog say? Rubbit"

"TIL Billy Mays served in the US military It wasn't for long though it was only 1999."