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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are about a dollar seventy nine, deer nuts however are just under a buck"

"What I need is to find a woman who loves me for my money ... but doesn't understand maths. - Mike Birbiglia"

"I'm starting to believe that most people wouldn't be that much different if they were turned into actual zombies...."

"I went to an NBA game and there was a female referee She only made 75% of the calls that the male referees made."

"Two girls ask if I would offer them a drink. I said sure and bought the cows some milk."

"Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies? They make rotten friends"

"I hate when people judge me because I have tattoos I will only date people with tattoos"

"I was just told I'm someones BFF. Being the idiot I am, I had to google it. Backup-file Format is a euphemism for something hot right?"

"What did the gay bar say to the straight bar? Q: What did the gay bar say to the straight bar? A: I'm not gay. Its just the guys that come inside me."

"I'm like Harvard. Hard to get into, but once you're in, everyone is super impressed."